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Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.06.12 05:03:00 -
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It's like your shoulders are buttocks and they couldn't hold the turd in.
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Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
24
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Posted - 2012.06.12 05:18:00 -
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The reason you can't even get any out of pity is that the girls take one look at you and see you've already been frakked.
This is like writing for anti-Hallmark.
Oh, and... "I fart in your general direction!"
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Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
25
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Posted - 2012.06.12 05:29:00 -
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I can see how you might think that "Ode To A Small Lump Of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning" is about you, but... OK, it's about you, but don't let that go to your pustule.
// OW my back //
If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg |
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
26
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Posted - 2012.06.12 05:36:00 -
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Someone really ought to have explained to your parents that lead chips aren't a cure for syphilis.
(sniped monkey on me... oh well, I'm too slow, I suppose.)
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Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
26
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Posted - 2012.06.12 05:42:00 -
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Yo momma is so fat they won't let her dock in stations any more.
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Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
26
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Posted - 2012.06.12 05:50:00 -
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You remind me of that scene in Shawshank Redemption where Andy crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of the worst crap-smelling putrid offal imaginable. It's not that you remind me of Andy...
(sniped again... doh!)
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Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
27
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Posted - 2012.06.12 05:53:00 -
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Yo momma's so fat they won't let her wear Malcolm X jackets no more 'cuz helicopters keep trying to land on her.
If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg |
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
27
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Posted - 2012.06.12 06:01:00 -
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---- My post was not funny... past my bedtime ---- night all
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Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
41
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Posted - 2012.06.15 20:47:00 -
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Your hair color is perfectly understandable. I'd want to bleach my entire head also if I kept finding it inside the far end of a horse's digestive tract.
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Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
46
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Posted - 2012.06.20 21:07:00 -
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Your face reminds me... I'm out of kiwi fruit and toilet paper.
If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg |
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Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
46
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Posted - 2012.06.20 21:15:00 -
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The screen in CQ said your app to the Difficult Bowel Movements corp. was rejected because you were overqualified. I begin to understand.
If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg |
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
102
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Posted - 2012.10.10 16:39:00 -
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In the end, you remind me of a large helping of Olestra. Let me rephrase that. You remind me of a large helping of Olestra in the end.
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Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
316
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Posted - 2013.10.31 19:46:00 -
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Looking at you makes me believe monkeys can fly out of someone's butt.
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Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
3736
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Posted - 2014.01.19 22:32:00 -
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Mizhir wrote:There is no need to deny it. We all know they are fake.
You got that monocle to see through her shirt, didn't you?
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Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
12733
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Posted - 2014.12.29 20:38:41 -
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You really shouldn't snort bleach like that, the effects are a bit obvious.
If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg
But in purple, I'm stunning!
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Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
12734
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Posted - 2014.12.30 05:45:06 -
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Well Mr. Jamjar, if they had commissioned a statue of you I imagine it'd be named "The Pouter".
If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg
But in purple, I'm stunning!
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Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
12742
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Posted - 2015.01.04 15:29:50 -
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Ah, named for the little squeaker of a fart that you are.
If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg
But in purple, I'm stunning!
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Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
12763
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Posted - 2015.01.12 02:21:56 -
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"Bieberhumping"... That's a bit harsh isn't it?
You hold forth like a hammered hurling Hasselhoff.
If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg
But in purple, I'm stunning!
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Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
12927
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Posted - 2015.02.07 00:30:37 -
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Grr, Cake...
If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg
But in purple, I'm stunning!
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